Thanks keating for this one. A man who coined ther frase when asked how he was doing, "I'm wanking into my salty tears", a image that will haunt my dreams.
Tuesday, 23 June 2009
"Playing with the boys", be warned this song could well turn you gay from over listening to it.
Here is a gayties classics, do you see what i did there with eighties.
Wednesday, 17 June 2009
Top 5 tricks to play on someone
1. Sign your Friend onto a dating site but use a seedy one like gumtree, where you can place ads. Leave his number on the men looking for men and just to be safe leave him as a girl looking for a man with a nice picture of some attractive woman (make the pic realistic as more people will call him thinking the ad is real.)
2. send you friend a fake e-mail about being caught for child pornography using http://www.sharpmail.co.uk/sms.html this site allows the person to send e-mail with a fake address on them, e.g send him a message from administrator@gmail.com . Make the letter very formal and hope he calls his lawyer, who if you get lucky will want to know all the porn sites he has been looking at.
3. Get your friends address, phone number and you have all the information you need to cancel his phone, gas and electric supply. The companies only look for the address and phone number as pouf of id.
4. This one is easy, if you friend is doing laundry put some porn pictures or even better sex toys in his bag before he goes to the cleaner or even better before his mum does it for him.
5. If you see rental films around, replace them with porn films before he leaves and imagine the embarressment as your friend returns them. Replace honey in your friends shower for shampoo and do it in your own shower with an empty bottle that looks expensive and leave a note, "don't use very expensive". And when friends have a shower or room mates you At least gave them a warning
2. send you friend a fake e-mail about being caught for child pornography using http://www.sharpmail.co.uk/sms.html this site allows the person to send e-mail with a fake address on them, e.g send him a message from administrator@gmail.com . Make the letter very formal and hope he calls his lawyer, who if you get lucky will want to know all the porn sites he has been looking at.
3. Get your friends address, phone number and you have all the information you need to cancel his phone, gas and electric supply. The companies only look for the address and phone number as pouf of id.
4. This one is easy, if you friend is doing laundry put some porn pictures or even better sex toys in his bag before he goes to the cleaner or even better before his mum does it for him.
5. If you see rental films around, replace them with porn films before he leaves and imagine the embarressment as your friend returns them. Replace honey in your friends shower for shampoo and do it in your own shower with an empty bottle that looks expensive and leave a note, "don't use very expensive". And when friends have a shower or room mates you At least gave them a warning
top 5 things facts people say that piss me off
1. "They say 90% of murders are committed by someone the victim knows" , wow what a fact, you mean that most murders aren't committed by homicidal manics that go around murdering random people.
2. "70% of accidents happen within 10 minutes of the victims home", Where the fuck do you think most people drive to most often.
3. "If you eat a polar bears liver you will die as it has too much vitamin A", OK so you have a whole polar bear presumable death as he isn't going to donate his liver to you and you go straight for the liver as apposed to the other 400 kg of meat around you and then just as your carving it out some asshole shouts, "don't eat the liver". Thanks for the useful fact.
4. "8% of all oil goes towards plastic's", wow who would known, what a realistic figure. If i had to guess a figure that would be it. Fact should be shocking not really realistic and obvious.
2. "70% of accidents happen within 10 minutes of the victims home", Where the fuck do you think most people drive to most often.
3. "If you eat a polar bears liver you will die as it has too much vitamin A", OK so you have a whole polar bear presumable death as he isn't going to donate his liver to you and you go straight for the liver as apposed to the other 400 kg of meat around you and then just as your carving it out some asshole shouts, "don't eat the liver". Thanks for the useful fact.
4. "8% of all oil goes towards plastic's", wow who would known, what a realistic figure. If i had to guess a figure that would be it. Fact should be shocking not really realistic and obvious.
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