2. Pretend to be completely skittish—terrified even—of the court, the judge, the officers and bailiff. Squirm uncomfortably in your seat . Act as if your terrified of the judge and law teams.
3. when asked if you can be impartial say “no problem but if he is guilty i think It costs a lot to house prisoners. Capital punishment for all!!”
4. Tell the judge that you really don't want to serve as from a young age you had the ability to read minds and swore to your aunt that also has the ability that you would only use your powers for good.
5. when asked a question about if you can serve on the jury reply " I have Tourette's Syndrome, you fucking asshole."
6. when asked if you can be impartial reply "yes but i can tell this asshole is guilty just by looking at him."
7. ask a question half way through the selection process " Is it really murder if I haven't been caught?"
8. Tell the judge you have been waiting your entire life to serve on a jury and that you promise to be totally impartial as long as your aloud quote him in your john grisimist book that you intend on writing.
9. tell the judge that you have always had the ability to seek out the truth in any situation and right now i get the feeling that "this criminal is a lying bastard"
10. when ask if you can be impartial tell the judge that you don't know who is a bigger criminal the man on trial or the law teams around him.
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